Oxford Dictionary's Latest Definitions

The Oxford Dictionary's latest definition of the following words:

Divorce : Future tense of marriage.

Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other

Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either

Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears :The hydraulic force by which masculine will-
power is defeated by feminine water power.

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on.

Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know
more than you actually do.

Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and
sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.

Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.